#3 Asian Girls

Let’s set the record straight – Dave loves all girls. He doesn’t discriminate. Sometimes it’s creepy, but most of the time, he’s a good feminist and doesn’t objectify women. That’s one of the many reasons we love Dave.

But he has a tendency to fall for Asian girls (we won’t call it a fetish – we just established that he’s a feminist … ) He’s almost like those white hipster douche bags with tortoise-shell glasses.

But here’s the twist! He usually falls (hard) for Christian Asian girls. This makes it endearing rather than disgusting (it’s not yellow fever, it’s more like unrequited love with a racial preference).

I’ll bet you 10 to 1, Dave marries an Asian girl and then produces cute half-Indian, half-Asian babies.